Catechism
Question: Why does the cat miaouw?
Response: Because he suffers.
Q: Why does the cat suffer?
R: Because he has tasted of heaven, and heaven is fish, and shrimp, and crab, mixed unto a mess of tasty feasting.
Q: But why does the taste of heaven cause him to suffer?
R: Because he no longer tastes it, and it is gone from his presence.
Statement: And if it is gone forever, but he has hope of it, then that is hell.