Sunday, January 13, 2013

Catechism

Statement: The cat miaouws.

Question: Why does the cat miaouw?

Response: Because he suffers.

Q: Why does the cat suffer?

R: Because he has tasted of heaven, and heaven is fish, and shrimp, and crab, mixed unto a mess of tasty feasting.

Q: But why does the taste of heaven cause him to suffer?

R: Because he no longer tastes it, and it is gone from his presence.

Statement: And if it is gone forever, but he has hope of it, then that is hell.

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