Sleeping Positions III: Down & Out

Sometimes when totally exhausted, I flop out face down and have some marvellous sleep. It's not just anyone who can sleep face-down: you need to have the means of breathing. Fortunately, I have huge nostrils and they always allow me to get enough oxygen even when sprawled on my face.

There is one exception: if the bed is too soft, I find that a not-completely-face-down position is necessary for the continuation of life without oxygen deprivation.

Apart from such considerations, face down and dead to the world is quite a pleasant thing.