Whois 002

In my capacious database is a file array containing statements about everybody I know. Some of these statements are untested or unproven. Some are distressingly or wonderfully true; some are false but interesting, and treated as common knowledge. This all calls into question the meaning of the word 'knowledge', but that is quite another topic for quite another day.

The first Whois, 41 points and all, is a fairly well-known individual. The girls know him best, it seems.

And here is the second Whois challenge...

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This gentleman reminds me of some sort of ninja ferret, except that his musical ability and raw creativity far exceed that of most ninjas, ferrets or ninja ferrets. I've heard him blowing his own trumpet a fair amount, but apart from this, he is a decent individual who is great to have as a friend. Especially when you think you have just invented 'emo' and are about to slit your wrists. Then he comes along and you realise it could be worse; you could be fixated on doom-struck elf-lords out of Tolkien. Amidst his slightly curly hair, you might look for pointy ears in vain. I keep thinking of asking him to watch his back, but he normally does anyway... Intense, passionate and aesthetic, he would be a Pinot Noir if he were a wine. The poet says that beer is better than him, though.

Who is this?