Whose World? What Cup? (Day 01)

Yeah, I stayed to watch both of the opening matches in the latest season of 'World Cup: The TV Series'. It comes round every four years, as evidence that football is as good as all the world's other sports combined.

Last night, a wannabe North American side (Mexicans won't settle for 'Central American') clashed with a South African side (strangely enough, called South Africa). A South American side (from somewhere between Brazil and Argentina, literally) clashed with a Western European side (Western enough to have an Atlantic shore). Both matches were draws which did not draw, being action-packed but somehow lacking entertainment value.

I staggered off, feeling, "Whose World? What Cup?"

As usual, there was no answer.