'Inspiration' (Part I): Psychobabbleon

The following 'quotation' is from a very wise man I know. Let's call him 'Adobe'. Yes, he has appeared in these posts before, and he is an endless source of reassurance to me, although we don't have coffee as often as we ought to. Be prepared though; it is truly a wondrous and terrifying piece of prose.

In the overarching paradigm, prioritization should be on the mainsteaming of across-the-piece interface and blue-sky thinking to edge-fit, downstream, a level playing field where pooled resources and holistic governance may be an enabler of an early win direction of travel to facilitate the promulgation of good practice in putting a menu of options on the fast track. I iterate that we have the management capacity to go forward in a gateway review of core developments that would model rebaselining for a quick-hit, quick-win protocol that would procure the engagement of multi-agencies and municipalities networks in order to plot an exemplar of normalizing outcomes. We have a can-do culture with social contracts and capabilities which, with empowerment and contextual engagement, will leverage double devolution to embed a path-finding democratic mandate to benchmark proactive streams among practitioners and populace alike.

Well, I'm going to try to do better than this. Really. Meanwhile, are there any favoured catchphrases that any of you would like me to include in version 2.0?

Oh yes, and can anybody out there summarise this scintillating piece of prose in fewer than 20 words?