Saturday, February 17, 2007

Year Of The Flaming Swine

Oh yes, it certainly is. A quick look at the Chinese Lunar Calendar will tell you that from 17 Feb 2007 onwards, the Dog gives way to the Pig. Not much of an improvement, some might say - but the pig is apparently a more cultured animal, and one that is particularly easy-going, happy and honest.

(Note: Though I'm not one for supernatural explanations of individual human conduct when couched in such errrm... agricultural terms, I suppose that if one can believe in the supernatural at all, one ought to spare a second thought for the myriad other kinds of supernatural structure that one's fellow humans might believe in.)

That said, the same almanac structure tells me that I am a Fire Goat! I shall present the traits attributed to such a creature and those who know me can tell me if they are appropriate or not. The element of Fire is related to the cardinal South, the season of Summer, the planet Mars, the colour Red, the circulatory system & heart; Fire persons are supposed to be dynamic, energetic, passionate, enterprising, adventurous, restless, competitive leaders, who are strong and single-minded. Not all these traits seem compatible with the goat-character though, which is said to be domestic, cultured, sympathetic, artistic, and hankering after love and attention.

One almanac says this:

Deep inside the Fire Goat banked furnaces are slumbering. The addition of Fire does nothing to ruffle the placid Goat, at least on the surface. You maintain a shy, retiring exterior, but inside you’re a time-bomb ticking. You use your disarming tactics to take your opponents off their guard, and then move in for the kill. You have a capacious selection of weaponry to bring into play — brains, brawn, patience, luck, skill and a private fury that can be absolutely deadly if released. Take care how, where and when you fly off the handle, unless you prefer waking up in jail every morning.

I suppose I must be somewhere in between; certainly, I hope not to be of the lawless goatiness just described. Personally, I think that to make a system this complex simply creates so many possible combinations that you can't tell how accurate the system is - if at all.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a wood tiger. Can't say I can play golf though. :)

The Wood Tiger is more adaptable to working with others and therefore does not demonstrate the typical "take charge" attitude of other Tigers. The Wood element adds stability, giving him warmth of character that draws people in and makes the Tiger a popular person. They are not selfish creatures and will give their time, attention or possessions to anyone in need. These Tigers bring a solid practicality to any problem. They can control their urges to completely take over, letting others do the work. They must be aware of their slightly volatile tempers and short attention spans, and not let those characteristics get the best of them or cause them or their loved ones undue pain. Yada Yada.

Happy new year pal.

Sunday, February 18, 2007 5:00:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.chinavoc.com/zodiac/snake/person.asp

HAHA. According to this, I am quiet and serene. Acting as a perfect hostess?! Brilliant. But I do suppose that there are so many traits that at least a few should be true, when actually they are scarily so. Except that I think of most of the Year 6s and imagine that it's too big a catchment area.

Sunday, February 18, 2007 10:47:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yes, I'm an earth snake. Looks like I should go into the banking business. *grin*

The warm and spontaneous variety of Snake who will form slow but correct opinions of people. More principled, persistent and reliable, the Earth Snake will be able to communicate with the public and function effectively in group activities.
Armed with a peripheral vision and basic Snake ambition, he can take control and bridge gaps during times of confusion and panic. He or she will not be easy to intimidate and may refuse to be influenced by the crowd. This Snake reserves the right to pass his own judgement.
By and large, this will be the most graceful and enchanting of all the Snakes. Cool, collected and immensely charming, he will be loyal to friends and have an army of supporters.
Conservative and frugal with money, the hard-working and systematic Earth Snake will succeed in banking, insurance and real estate investments and can reconcile his needs with his resources. Here is a Snake who knows his limits and who will be careful not to overextend himself.

Sunday, February 18, 2007 10:50:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then again, I was born at midnight, right smack in the middle of the Hour of the Rat - which makes me a stealthy hoarder of information and a cunning adversary who refuses to lie down and die. Haha!

Sunday, February 18, 2007 2:31:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm suppose to be an ox/a bull or what ever they call it. am I any where near its qualities? Nope don't think so. Never bother much with animal and symbols until um now. Especially after studying Machiavelli and his "lion and fox" Prince.

Happy CNY anyway Mr Chew

Jiesheng

Monday, February 19, 2007 4:39:00 am  

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