Rhinoceros

For the rhinoceros is not an elephant, and whereas elephantine is the adjectival of the latter, rhinocerous would be the adjectival of the former. And so it goes; I can imagine myself a tutor of the old school, teaching in the way that the Greeks perhaps knew as διδασκαλία, didaskalia, somehow getting the action of the play across to the actors...

... and there is time, there is still time for the taking of a toast or three.