High Tea

I was looking around for places to have a good high tea at, the kind with finger sandwiches and a buffet. Google is your friend, right? The search results, or one search result in particular, astounded me: "Don't go around expecting all the profs to take you to high tea! Only one of them does...in the lit department...she's famous for doing that."

I know this person. Some of you might too. I've known her for 42 years, 4 months and 7 days now.

And she still takes me out for high teas!