Argonite™

Argonite is a 50/50 mixture of argon and nitrogen. It's one of those names you wish you had thought to make part of your intellectual property early in life. What I wish I had done, however, was take the Argonaut's advice earlier.

If I had done so, there would have been many things I would not have had to do. Most of all, I would not have been involved in all kinds of miasmic balderdash. But I remain convinced that all things are intended for good purpose. It is an ontological position.