Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Armed & Engined

The Female of the Species, as Kipling said, is more deadly than the male. Why this is so rests on a single issue, which is something it took me ages to identify when I first read this poem at the age of seven. The relevant verse runs like this:

But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same;
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.


To those who protest, arguing sexism or other Dead White English Male bias, I have to say that it is nothing more or less than what is asserted by the kind of people who complain. But the single issue in Kipling is a matter of greater and greater doubt these days. Does it therefore mean that the female of the species is becoming less deadly than the male, now that (paradoxically), society empowers her to adopt more and more of the traditional male prerogatives and roles? From my somewhat scattershot studies of ancient religions and customs, it seems to me that woman has always been the chief and central principal (and, sometimes, principle) of the household and the community. Oddly, the present-day incarnation of Woman is more likely to have abandoned this role to surrogates. And with this abandonment, it seems to me that the deadliness mentioned in Kipling has indeed been lost.

Perhaps a modern-day Kipling might write:

But the Woman raised in power, raised to serve and win the Game
Proves her ignorance of issues, arms and engines for the same;
And her need to prove an equal who was Spinner of the Tale
Makes her less than ever deadly who was deadlier than the male.


Farewell, Pallas Athena and every lady of power who once was. Hello, modern woman, armed and engined differently, and no longer the harbinger of awe.

4 Comments:

Blogger JeNn said...

Nice adaptation, sir! Surprising as some people might find, I actually agree with your sentiments that the modern woman has lost much of the admirable qualities and unique roles of times long past. I believe this can be attributed to the influence of the feminists, who were somehow crazy enough to believe that female empowerment meant the taking on of not just masculine roles, but masculine qualities.
Still, I'm not entirely sure if deadliness is desirable, although you paint it out to be...

Thursday, June 22, 2006 5:55:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wah sir, didn't know you started a new blog

Thursday, June 22, 2006 8:16:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi JeNn, go and read the original poem lah, then you will see that deadliness is necessary (it's either that or a sense of humour, vide Sarah, Abraham's wife). Also go and read Proverbs 31, where the woman is actually supposed to do everything including the finance and multinational business. :-)

Anonymous, did you say a new blog? 8-*

Friday, June 23, 2006 2:26:00 am  
Blogger The Hierophant said...

Heh, not a new blog at all. Old man, this one. Wait, this post reminds me of something I just read of Sir Arthur Evans. It's hardly relevant though.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:52:00 am  

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